First you must don your "Mullet Hunting Expression"
Which should preferably be followed by your official "Mullet Hunting Badge"
Gather your comrades and do the official "Mullet Hunting Pledge" Which goes something like this:
"As a mullet hunter I pledge to honor and respect each mullet that I seek. By doing so, may their glorious cascading waterfall-like locks be unharmed so that other mullet hunters can also feel the pleasure of locating such a trophy."
Next it is advised that you give a little cheer to pep you up for the upcoming events.
You are ready to begin your mullet hunting adventure! Populated places of any sort are sufficient. For example, my cousins and I went to a stake dance and did a little mullet hunting. This is what we found.
This one was a real gem. A class one "Femullet"
This one is not a legitimate mullet. However, it was the closest thing we could find to one at an LDS event.
How do you even know if its a legitimate mullet? Refer to this diagram.
So there you have it. Mullet hunting. Who knows, if you look hard enough, you may even find a mullet in your own household. That is, if you look past the guy hitting a bag of buffalo wings with a hammer.
After a successful mullet hunting trip, you are free to replace your mullet hunting expression with one of absolute, pure victory.
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