You see, sometimes walking can be extremely exciting, yet sometimes it can be a bore. How do you solve that? Defy the laws of civilization and take off your shoes.
Almost every day in the summer, I would take an evening walk, listening to music. Would I wear shoes? Of course not. Sometimes my walks were so long, my feet were bleeding by the time I got home. It was awesome. You see, when you are lonely, taking a long walk is great because you can just walk along feeling bad for yourself. Except once I almost stepped on a snake barefoot. That was a very jumpy walk home. I remember screaming when Kate Nash started playing on my IPod. That song started out loud, okay?
I really wish that I didn't have to wear shoes to school. Do you realize how much effort it is to decide which ones to wear? I mean, if we could just walk around barefoot, tons of time and money could be saved.
And that, my friends, is one of my many strange hobbies.