Monday, October 17, 2011

The Ultimate Pose

Today I am going to tell you about a thing that I call "The Ultimate Pose".  It is simply a really lame pose that I do pretty much everywhere.

The Ultimate Pose is easily done while hanging out with men that have "beautiful" hair.

Posing ultimately in caves is a must.

The Ultimate Pose is appropriate while listening to bands with great names, and preferably in the "Tribal Celtic Bagpipe Music" genre.  You can be flexible on that last part, just as long as there are men running around in skirts.

When awkwardly standing on the edge of a cliff, strike the Utimate Pose to eliminate that awkwardness, and feel rather dignified at the same time.

Doing the Ultimate Pose in the midst of a crowd is a splendid idea, especially when you are dressed like a ninja's mom.

If doing the Ultimate Pose doesn't make you feel powerful enough, do it on a higher surface, and feel the power course through your veins.


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