So the other day my dear friend Eths (in whom we all love greatly) started sending me some very enlightening quotes! I found them so heart-opening, I decided I would share some of them with you. Enjoy!
If a python knocks on your door and says, "Hi, I'm a vacuum cleaner!" it's not true. That's a python.
"One size fits all" hats could also be labeled "One size doesn't fit any hammerhead sharks...."
If you see an armadillo wearing a fake mustache, the nice thing to do is play along.
There are a billion fish in the sea. And every one of them dreams of wearing socks.
Flying linoleum handles a lot better than flying carpet in snowy conditions.