Thursday, March 14, 2013

Grandma Kunz's Brownies

After much consideration, I decided that you guys are finally ready for the ultimate fattening recipe.  You see, this recipe for brownies is so glorious....and delicious...

Now you may wonder why they are so magnificent.  Well, you will notice that you will use a ridiculous amount of butter, and an equally ridiculous amount of eggs.  But you know, don't worry about the fact that you can gain 67 pounds off of these.  Just enjoy them.

For they are indeed brown

Important: Mix by HAND!!  Well, not with your actual hand, but with a spoon or something.  DON'T YOU DARE USE AN ELECTRIC MIXER.

Melt upon the stove in a giant pot:
3 cups of margarine
and when that's melted add:
1 c. cocoa

Remove from heat and add:
8 beaten eggs
3 c. sugar
1 Tbsp. vanilla
and after you mix all of that add:
3 c. flour

The mixture will be thick but able to pour.  Bake on greased and floured cookie sheet until firm, but not dry. (350 for 25-30 minutes)

Le special frosting
Optional, of course, but a nice touch

 Mix together:
1 pound of powdered sugar
1/3 c. cocoa
1/3 c. evaporated milk
1 tsp. vanilla

Then add:
1/2 cup of melted margarine

Stir, and frost the brownies quickly.  It will set up like fudge.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Instructions were not clear, I got my thumb stuck in a fan.

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