Sunday, March 23, 2014

Christian's Jokes

I have this friend named Christian and he is one of my very funniest friends.  We have always been on the same cross country team, and this year we sit next to each other in math and are in SkillsUSA together.  So we've spent a lot of time getting to know each other!  Today I would like to share with you guys some of the funniest jokes that he has told me.

-What's white and can't climb trees?
A fridge.

-What's black and hurts if you lick it?

A chainsaw.

-What's yellow and if you get it in your eye you die?

A train.

-What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A roamin' Catholic.

-Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.


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